1. I think "MEGA Exersaucer" is one the absolute best names of any baby product EVER! I am giggling about it now. As if babies actually need to exercise. Also, I cannot imagine how long Lily would have to spend in the exersaucer to make a dent in her rolls. Poor Lily would be in that thing all day and all night!
2. The people who write the "instructions" for assembling things like MEGA Exersaucers should be prosecuted. This thing came in an enormous box in about 29,000 different pieces. I think they must contract the writing out to English As A Second Language programs or something.
3. I have two new million dollar ideas: the first is to develop a way to recycle dirty diapers into some kind of energy source. I could buy dirty diapers from parents who are overwhelmed with diaper genies and the like. And it would save the planet, which is really just a perk.
The second million dollar idea to start a service that assembles baby gear for busy parents. Or parents who value their sanity.
4. Of all the little toys and baubles on the MEGA Exersaucer, Lily seems to get the biggest kick out of the yellow plastic knob that is not actually a toy but some sort of safety device. I do find it ironic that the "safety" devices on baby toys probably result in untold injuries to parents trying the put it together. I personally lost a couple fingernails, got a bad papercut, and ruined my pedicure trying to put this together.
5. Enjoy the pictures!!
